Total Medals Earned: 317 (From 47 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,405 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Just get a score i.e. anything more than zero.
Get a score worthy of a silver medal.
Get a score worthy of a gold medal.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 18/26 (305/500 points)
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with the magnum
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
150 Kills in a match
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete Wave 1.
Medals Earned: 18/20 (425/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Play over an hour
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 7/9 (240/300 points)
Start a new game
Play through one game day
Sell a good for §6
Make a trade for goods worth §10 or more
Trade for a ship part
Survive a full game week
Escape the station and win the game
View the game's credits
At day start, have a completely full cargo hold
Medals Earned: 3/5 (30/65 points)
Earn the rank of Chosen One
Earn the rank of Pyromancer
Defeat the evil boss in level 9
Earn the rank of Ice Master
Earn a score of 550 or higher on Survival Mode
Medals Earned: 3/30 (65/455 points)
Make the world a zombie utopia in only 90 days!
Make the world a zombie utopia in only 75 days!
Make the world a zombie utopia in only 60 days!
Beat the game on easy difficulty.
Zombie Pharaohs? Hasn't that been done before?
Not that they put up much of a fight.
I don't know if you knew this already, but zombies love spicy food.
The amazon just got even wilder.
What's the capital of Thailand? The answer may surprise you.
Zombify Santa.
Penguin zombies are no joke.
Fully upgrade the quality of one item in your sales department.
Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of one of your zombies.
Beat the game on normal difficulty.
Kroikey! A zombie dingo ate my zombie baby!
People in China who get this medal also get arrested for sedition.
If zombies can control giant robots, then we are all f**ked.
In soviet Russia, zombies conquer you!
Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of five of your zombies.
Fully upgrade the quality of four items in your sales department.
You are a thriving small business.
You are a thriving company.
Beat the game on hard difficulty
Riots and strikes are the least of your worries.
Politicians are now bribed with brains instead of money.
Fully upgrade the quality of all items in your sales department.
You are a thriving corporation, and a boon to the economy!
Your company is now running at peak efficiency!
You are definitely an expert strategist.
Fully upgrade both the attack and defense of all of your zombies.
